So, this morning I woke up and looked at the date. It's 10 days until I arrive in Texasland!

Okay, so here's the deal. I leave from Heathrow on the 13th and fly to Pearson airport in Toronto. Wait there for three hours. Then I'm off to Dallas!

In Dallas I'll be doing awesome stuff like being at the event of the century! The wedding of *jamaisXvu and *n1nj4-Katak-chan! After much discussion they decided not to make me a bridesmaid. :[

Then after the wedding I'll be off on the long and perilous journey to Austin with =thegnat and `Zeros-Elipticus as my bodyguards (I've heard he's got some muscles now, so he's perfect for the job).

They'll only spend one night in Austin with me. :[

But it'll be okay because then I'll be in the safe hands of the most awesomest Austinite ever, =smoking-mirrors! We're going to have a blast.

Also while in Austin I'll probably go see a band or two. I know Xiu Xiu, A Place to Bury Strangers and My Morning Jacket will be playing when I'm there so I'll look into that.

So after many hot days, spicy hot Mexican foods and lots of fun I 'll have to head back to the UK with my cowboy hat on my head.

I can't wait!

But yeah, in other news ~M---n---M has been pretty awesome to me. Despite popular belief she isn't completely obsessed with me.

Although, this image won't help people to believe that: